Mosquito Problems
I must taste really good because some psycho mosquito bit me 10 times in my sleep last night. I was in my bed, sleeping and dreaming about Sims 3 when I felt this itch on my forehead so I started scratching it but a few seconds later, my thumb started itching so I used my other hand to scratch my thumb. Soon after, my neck started itching too but I ran out of hands so I couldn’t scratch myself anymore. I was still half asleep so I just ignored it and continued dreaming about Sims 3 but something started stinging really badly. At first, I thought it was Edward Cullen biting me in my sleep since he has a tendency to watch people sleeping (I was really sleepy and my imagination is at its highest when my brain’s half dead so I think of stuff like that). But then I was like, “Hey, Edward Cullen’s a vegetarian, he doesn’t eat people.”When I finally came to my senses, the truth dawned me: A MOSQUITO IS IN MY ROOM. I was fully awake at this point so I kicked off the covers and started screaming like I’d just seen the Boogie Monster. My dad, who had a bed head that made him look like an oompa loompa, rushed into my room and asked what was wrong. I looked him in the eye and said with the most serious voice I could muster, “There. Is. A. Mosquito. In. My. Room.” My dad looked pretty disgruntled at that and started sputtering a whole bunch of nonsense that went along the lines of, “You wake me up in the middle of the night for a stupid MOSQUITO?”
What do you mean a stupid mosquito? I’ll have you know that mosquitos aren’t stupid or harmless. You have all these people worrying about blood sucking vampires but what they should really be worrying about is blood sucking mosquitos. They like to watch you like a hawk and when you’re off guard, they fly up to you and suck your blood. If this doesn’t sound scary, I don’t know what does.
Mosquitos and insects have been a big problem lately. It’s that time of the year where it’s not cold enough for you to shut the windows but not hot enough for you to switch the air conditioning on because it’s a waste of energy as my mom likes to remind me. So I open my bedroom window when I sleep since it’s actually pretty breezy. The only problem with this is that mosquitos fly into my room while I’m asleep and eat me. Sometimes, they like to fly up to my ear and make that annoying buzzing sound that’s supposedly the sound of their wings flapping at a million times per second. I just want to scream SHUT UP ALREADY OR I’LL CLIP OFF YOUR STUPID WINGS AND YOU’LL BECOME A WINGLESS CRIPPLE.
As if the flapping wing thing isn’t annoying enough, they have bite you in the weirdest of locations. There isn’t a location that I haven’t been bitten in. They have gotten me on my nose, eyelid, earlobe, thumb, toe, bellybutton, you name it. And you know what’s the worst part? These little bastards don’t dare to show their faces. The moment you see them, they disappear. It’s like they can teleport from Point A to Point B. Forget about bats being descendants of vampires, mosquitos are the guys you’re looking for.
Also, mosquitos always seem to bite you when you least expect it, like when you’re asleep. If you’re going to bite me, at least have the guts to bite me when I’m alive and kicking. I mean, MAN IT UP, BITE ME WHERE I CAN SEE YOU. I don’t appreciate when they sneak up on me when I’m at my most vulnerable. I don’t know what’s going on in real life when I’m sleeping so I can’t pulverize the mosquito (not that I usually pulverize them, I just kind of scream and run away). But hey, at least give me a fighting chance. Anyone can bite people when they’re sleeping. There should be a mosquito code of conduct on this.
So mosquito, if you’re reading this, I KNOW WHERE YOU LIVE. Come back to bite me in my sleep ever again and I’m going to scream and call my mom. Then you’ll be sorry.
I HATE MOSQUITOS! I was never bothered by them until we moved. In the city, they were all super tiny and harmless-looking. Here, they’re huge and creepy and disgusting. I had to delay my bedtime a half hour once because one was in my room and I’d never be able to sleep knowing it was in there. Unfortunately, I also hate the sensation of killing a bug with a tissue, so I have to throw my old flip flops across the room and hope I have good aim.
Oh, and I’m happy to hear someone else dreams about Sims 3. When I “accidentally” lose track of time and play for eight hours, it’s hard not to have the game on my mind when I fall asleep.
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omg mosquitoes are the worst
i hate pretty much all sorts of bugs but mosquitoes suck your blood so that makes it 100 times worse.
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Sometimes i think that I am a delectable treat for mosquitoes. They tend to bite me before anyone else, and since I live in Texas, I see quite a few of them. What i hate most is that I have a small allergy to them -.-
And I have thought on more than one sleepy occasion that it was Edward Cullen biting me, not a mosquito, but then I wake up and remember that Cullen isn’t real, but mosquitoes are. And I do hate the vial blood sucking things.
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“Edward Cullen is a vegetarian. He doesn’t eat people.” This line in its own makes me laugh my ass off. But yeah I guess so, I just think most of the “Disney channel Sluts- I mean Stars” send a bad message to most younger kids now. I honestly wish the mainstream media didn’t teach young kids they have to look or seem a certain way in order to be “hot”.
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Hahaha this literally made me laugh out loud. I’m already in love with your blog xD It looks really cute too.
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Ahaha my mind tends to come up with a load of rubbish when I sleep as well xP Edward Cullen watching you sleep xP
But urrghh mosquito’s are horrible, all bugs are horrible they creep me outttt.
I always make a big fuss over bugs and my Dad always looks a bit pissed off/fed up with me, he has no fear over those things whatsoever
A couple of days ago there was a HUGE fly in the kitchen, and I screamed, my Dad came; he sprayed it then picked up up while it was dying and threw it outside 
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Rainie~!
Sorry I haven’t replied to your comment until now! I’ve Bren super busy with exams, exams just screw my brain and my social time with my friends here.
I have to say, this blog made me laugh. You’re totally right, people should be more frightened of mosquitos than vampires. Seriously, people open your eyes and relizie that mosquitos are the scariest thing in the planet at the moment.
I’ve never seen a mosquito to be honest with you, the reason being is that I live in the UK where there are no blood sucking things. Ha! But if I was in the Philippines (my home country), I know that one of those little devils might of sucked my blood already.
After I read this blog, I right away thought of Philippines! I’m going back to the Phils July 12th and I’m actually dreading nights now hehe. I’m scared I really am! Protect meeee! *runs around*
You show them Rainie’s mother! Don’t let them bite your daughter againnn. Woo hoo~!
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HAHA I love that we leave each other the longest blog comments.
But anyway regarding the showing time, I’m pretty sure they were just showing reruns because most of the seasons of shows are over. It works the same everywhere right?
Your chinese teacher really does need to take a chill pill though..she’s crazy….
Yeah I’m not too squeamish when it comes to Nip/Tuck because I know it’s fake & it doesn’t really bug me. I don’t know why. I guess because it’s not that big of a deal. I’d be squeamish if they were doing it to kill someone but they’re doing it to make people look “beautiful” I guess. So whatever, ahha. But my career won’t deal with any surgery so yayyy.
HAHAHA oh man my brother has had like 10 bug bites on his back as well!! They must just be super hungry I guess!
Oh & I love that you dream of the Sims 3!! ahhaha I love that game!! It’s so awesomeee. I just bought World Ambitions & it’s legit! It’s so fun to play.
I totally love that you went on a rant about mosquitos. They are the worst insects! UGHHH. I have a screen on my window so I don’t get any mosquitos fly through but I do get the tiny tiny bugs that fly through. They’re super annoying…ugh!
I’ve been biten EVERYWHERE as well…stupid mosquitos. They’re annoying & it gets all scratchy. Man what if they transfer some sort of disease to me!? Sigh. You should get one of those cool bug zappers that zap them with electricity. Those are AWESOME.
Mosquitos…are frequent in my area because we have a pond/lake behind our backyard so they love to swarm there. GRR. Why can’t they suck the blood off of other animals instead of us?!?! Maybe like another insect or something? Sigh. Sorry about your mosquito bites. Make sure you put some anti-itch cream on them like cortizone!
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Argh, I hate mosquitoes with a passion. I once got bitten unknowingly while coding a layout (goodness knows how long I take to code one) and I ended up with 40 teeny bites on each leg. My room is the most mosquito-appealing. DANG.
LOL Edward Cullen. I love moments when I’m half in dream world and half awake. I mumble crazy things
My mom doesn’t fully understand my hate/fear of bugs. She always thinks that it’s a crazy thing of mine. I seriously can’t sleep unless I know there’s something in my room that will kill those bugs. Like a nightlight… =_=” it sounds shameful the way I said it. But they still don’t kill any mosquitioes efficiently. >_< ARGH.
HK and its damned tropic. My room feels so dirty… I’ve got bug carcasses on my wall! I didn’t bother scraping them off the wall. One confrontation is enough. Thank goodness I have air conditioning. I’d be dead in summer if it wasn’t for the AC.
I CONCUR. I had mosquito bits on my back and shoulder before, places where I couldn’t constantly scratch without straining. I also had one near my butt. I can’t even wonder how they get there. Really? On your bellybutton?! O.o If my mom would let me keep a gecko. They have great appetites for mosquitoes <3 Maybe you should get one xD
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I feel your pain, although I don’t think I was bitten by a mosquito. At first it was on my shoulder, 3 or 4 bites, then a few nights later, it was my calf, and then the next night it was my calf AND my thigh. I went to the doctor to have the bites identified, she came into the room, look at my bites from the DOORWAY and said that my dog brought something in, even though he didn’t. My dog has excellent hygeine. And then she wrote me a prescription for anti-itch cream, and then they went away.
My boyfriend thought it was spiders, my uncle thought it was bed bugs, and my mom and I were at a loss. But after turning my room upside down, they went away. Hopefully they won’t return!!
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Aha, this was a very entertaining blog post to read! I had a ruff day today, and you made it end nicely at least. I agree with you. Who cares about VAMPIRES. its about the MOSQUITO’S PEOPLE! lol
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Oh my god. This reminds me of last summer, when I was sleeping on my aunt’s couch and my feet and arms started to itch really badly and I woke up with disgusting bumps on my feet. It was terrible
and I had to put on this one cream stuff to treat it.
There’s some scars on my feet from before gah, those evil little things D:<
Anywhooo haha, this was interesting to read.
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Hey Rainie, just letting you know, Phobia had a name change, though the link is still the same. (I hope to get my own domain soon though =D)
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In your codes for website layout, you should change the credit links.Because it won’t let us use the pages on neopets because you have it directly linking here, I had to find your petpage and change it.Just letting you know.
And nobody e-mail me please.I hate having to have my e-mail public.
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Reading that pretty much made my day. You sound just like me. One time I was sitting at my computer and there were these 2 GINORMOUS mosquitoes up in the corner doing God knows what, and I was geeking out. I kept telling my friends that they were going to eat me. So I totally back you up on that 100% And do you not have screens on your windows? Ha, they get into my house by way of the door being left open too long at night. I always yell at whoever left it open to shut it before the stupid bugs fly in.
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I was curious if you ever considered changing the layout of your blog? Its very well written; I love what youve got to say. But maybe you could a little more in the way of content so people could connect with it better. Youve got an awful lot of text for only having one or 2 images. Maybe you could space it out better?
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Great website lots of useful facts
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