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That person in sunglasses

I saw a celebrity buying pineapples in the supermarket. I didn’t really notice at first, despite the big hair and sunglasses. When me and my dad were checking out, she was behind us, and I thought that she looked familiar. Then I realized that she’s that girl from TV. My mom comes to put more stuff in the trolley, so my dad and I go to get the car. I call my mom from the car and I tell her to look behind her, and she’s all pissed and goes “WHY SHOULD I LOOK BEHIND ME?!” I’d like to imagine how the expression on that celebrity’s face must have been. She’s probably thinking “I’ve got to buy a batman mask.”

My two aunts came over to eat yesterday. We were playing on the Wii and they were jumping around trying to hit the ball. I was like “What are you trying to kill my plasma tv screen? This is not Hell’s Kitchen, you don’t make pan frying actions when you’re playing tennis!” It’s like watching Miley Cyrus trying to act. Adults can’t play video games, just like Miley Cyrus can’t act. My mom tried playing Mario Kart once and kept dropping into the water or down some canyon. By the 3rd lap, she’s still on her 1st. She drops into the river like 8 times in the row. Then she tries playing bowling, and when she loses to me by 100 points, she blames the heat and the fact that her pants are too long.

I’m hosting people again, so if you’re interested in sub-domain hosting, then please apply. I’m offering unlimited space at the moment since I actually have unlimited hosting space, I didn’t realize this before. As well as unlimited bandwidth. You can read up other things on that page.

As far as updates are concerned, I’ve added 2 brushes.


And a website template with the top navigation and footer spanning across the entire page, as requested by a visitor.

My Grandmother is Smart

My Grandma came over this afternoon and we hung out. She’s like 80 years old and my only remaining grandparent. I played Tap Tap Revenge with her on the iPod, then the two of us played Guitar Hero on the Wii. Rock on, Grandma.

The reason why she’s the smartest old person ever is because she knows the world. I was like “Do you know who Michael Jackson is?” then she goes “Yes, the singer, right?” Take that, everyone elses grandmothers. You can’t deny those words of wisdom.

Then my mom invites my aunt to dinner, and she interrupts me watching television by talking at max. volume about who knows what. Then she forces me to eat raw pork and says that it’s good for me because I’m so skinny. A minute later, my bowl is filled with vegetables, pork and left-over chicken.

Regarding updates, I have 3 new affiliates: Atomic Affliction, Randomiss Designs and Pastel Smash. I’ve added a few icon bases and a tutorial on Colour Isolation. I’ve been thinking about better organizing the Photoshop tutorials by putting them in different tabbed categories. I will be doing one of ‘pixel perfect’ text such as the ones seen on the OS X and what I’ve done with the text for the ‘Glitter Generator’ title.

I have also joined ‘Twitter’ where I’m now twitting, tweeting or tweetering updates about my nonexistent life and site-wise information. If you want to read about my every-day failures micro style, then follow me.

I’m experimenting with baking right now. My mom thinks this is the bad idea because the last time I went into the kitchen I set the kitchen cloth on fire. That wasn’t really my fault. I didn’t know that fabrics were that flammable. At least my cape didn’t get stuck in some wormhole like in Batman, jeez. What do you expect from me, woman.

Overdue

I have finally finished this whole thing. Converted all pages to Wordpress, created a new layout, re-designed the site and added new content. This layout was extremely hard to complete, due to compatibility issues. I’ve just tested it with IE 7+8, Firefox and Safari. If anything is out of whack, then tell me and I’ll go beat up Bill Gates.

You’ll notice that the graphics section includes 2 new items, the graphic overlays and glitter text generator. The resource section now has icon bases and a few photography stocks from my trip to Tokyo, I took pictures of a some random dirty cement walls in the museum.

So I went to watch Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince today. To sum it all up, the movie spent half of the movie talking about raging teenage hormones and getting all teary eyed over you-know-who snogging you-know-who. It’s like Gossip Girl all over again. Plus I was sitting next to a bunch of girls who kept screaming stuff like “OHMYGAWD NU WAI. OH NO HE DIDN’T.” And laughing in hysterics at things like Ron saying “Did you do it with Ginny?” or “Let’s get another room, this room appears to be occupied.” I was going to be all “OMG Voldemort just stuck his wand up his nose cuz he’s got no q-tips, hahahhaaaa.”

I just came back from Japan last week. It mainly consisted of me being stung by a bee up a sauna mountain, which made me cry and run all over the place because I thought I was going to die, the locals were looking at me and whispering to each other in Japanese and considering whether I was a threat to their society. I seriously thought I was going to die because I was never stung by a bee before. I thought that they were like the deadly kind of poisonous. I was literally jumping around holding my hand. The bee stung me twice on both of my fingers. I watched the Bee Movie before and the dude in there did not end up so hot, so I was like “AM I GONNA DIE?!?!? NO IM GONNA DIE. TAKE ME TO THE HOSPITAL. I DONT CARE IF YOU DUNNO HOW TO SAY BEE IN JAPANESE. CALL 911 AND DRAW A PICTURE OF A BALL WITH STRIPES AND WINGS FOR GOODNESS SAKE.” I think my dad thought that I was faking because I’m always screaming when I see flying things, he just went “I bet it’s a mosquito.” Which made me even more freaked out at being in the presence of such insolence when I was clearly suffering from post traumatic shock.

What happened with the bee incident is, I was holding one of those strawberry candy wrappers which is pink in colour. I presume the bee thought that it was a flower or some sort. Then I felt this sharp prick in the hand that I was holding the wrapper. At that moment I thought, why the heck is this candy wrapper so sharp? What’s wrong with manufacturers these days, jeez. So I open my hand and this huge black thing buzzes out and stares at my face. Seeing it’s me, it decides to sting another one of my fingers! There’s a lesson here, folks. If you’ve got pink hair, cover it up.