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High School Life Epic Failures
During these few days, nothing much have happened. I’ve just very depressed over having to go back to school in 2 weeks. Although 2 weeks is a pretty long time, it’s become short due to the fact that I’ve already went through 6 weeks that quickly. 2 weeks is like a minute to me at this moment. I wake up at 10, then I look at the clock and find out it’s 5 in the afternoon. It scares the crap out of me when that happens. Every living minute I go “I don’t want to go back there, don’t make me go back there!” I’ve been talking about wanting to be home schooled so many times that my dad is trying to make me shut up by buying me an iPhone 3GS. I was like “Freedom of speech, man!” and he’s all “This ain’t America, yo.” I think he’s serious because he wants me to sign a contract, he’s already written it and it says something like: “I agreed with you that I will continuous to attend school until graduation, and then I will go to university.” I was like “If this were a real contract, your grammar would make this whole deal illegitimate.” If homeschooling were legal here, I’d do it.The thing is, I hate having to deal with school because it drives me crazy having to sit in the classroom and doing absolutely nothing because the teachers love to slack off and stick worksheets in our hands then go back to their desk and do whatever like watch explicit adult movies on their laptops or something. I actually have a problem with eating alone in public, so I ended up not eating until I got home. So I was literally starving myself, but I’m definitely not anorexic because I eat all the time. I just feel like people are judging me if I’m eating alone like: “Haha she sucks she has no one to sit with today!” Which it pretty stupid but I dunno why I just can’t sit in the canteen by myself. I just have to sit with someone. Then what I really hate is being forced to socialize with people, which is what high school is all about apparently. I used to believe in yin and yang and the fact that good balances bad, like my life at home is supposedly way better than my nonexistent social life but now, both aren’t working out so hot. I’m really depressed and disappointed at whoever makes these arrangements for me to live my life like this as time goes by.
Happy Anniversary
Yesterday was my mom and dad’s 20th anniversary and we went to celebrate at a 5 star hotel with 700 dollar steaks. The meat there was the size of half a cow, honestly. How the heck do you expect one person to eat that all. The obese republicans sitting next to us seemed to have no problem. They had a flaming alaska for dessert, which they ate up without leaving any evidence. The three of them were talking to the Chinese waiter, because he asked them whether they enjoyed their meals. Then that guy goes “I am me, but I feel like HIM. Gettit? Hahahahaa.” The waiter was like wuttttt?My dad gave my mom this envelope with a picture of a watch printed out from the internet and check wrapped in the middle. It says something like “It’s been 20 yrs! I got you this watch but I didn’t know if you liked it so here, take the dough instead.” My mom gave my dad this empty box for putting cards and my dad is like “We’ve been married for 20 years and she gives me an EMPTY BOX!” Then my mom says that she’ll put me inside. And he’s like “Ew, no. She’s a negative investment!”
ANYWAY HAPPY ANNIVERSARY GUISE! Even if I’m a negative investment I do a pretty bang up job in dazzling up this place. Without me, who’d be the one chilling around the house telling crappy jokes and make nonsensical comments? I just watched Push, it was filmed in Hong Kong so it felt weird seeing it in a 3rd party perspective. It was filled with fish markets, old fishing boats and all that cliche stuff. I’ve never seen half of that stuff, ever. Even though I live here. This is because I hang out in the comfort of air conditioned malls and places like Starbucks. I laugh at westerners speaking Cantonese, because let’s face it, it sounds like a bunch of garbled rubbish. Chris Evans said “I want shrimp.” and the guy goes and gives him a bowl of wonton soup.
That person in sunglasses
I saw a celebrity buying pineapples in the supermarket. I didn’t really notice at first, despite the big hair and sunglasses. When me and my dad were checking out, she was behind us, and I thought that she looked familiar. Then I realized that she’s that girl from TV. My mom comes to put more stuff in the trolley, so my dad and I go to get the car. I call my mom from the car and I tell her to look behind her, and she’s all pissed and goes “WHY SHOULD I LOOK BEHIND ME?!” I’d like to imagine how the expression on that celebrity’s face must have been. She’s probably thinking “I’ve got to buy a batman mask.”My two aunts came over to eat yesterday. We were playing on the Wii and they were jumping around trying to hit the ball. I was like “What are you trying to kill my plasma tv screen? This is not Hell’s Kitchen, you don’t make pan frying actions when you’re playing tennis!” It’s like watching Miley Cyrus trying to act. Adults can’t play video games, just like Miley Cyrus can’t act. My mom tried playing Mario Kart once and kept dropping into the water or down some canyon. By the 3rd lap, she’s still on her 1st. She drops into the river like 8 times in the row. Then she tries playing bowling, and when she loses to me by 100 points, she blames the heat and the fact that her pants are too long.
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